Anybody who’s ever watched shows such as Law & Order or NCIS will inevitably come across the plot line where the main suspect gives himself away by revealing too much information. It usually goes something like this:
Detective: “Our forensic scientists can place you at the crime scene with 99.9% accuracy (plus or minus 3%, you know how statistics are). Do you really want to make us go through all that effort? We know you whacked Bobo the Clown.”
Suspect: “I didn’t do it! There was no way I could have wiped that smile off his face with a tennis racket”
Detective: “How did you know his smile was wiped off with a tennis racket? We never released that detail to the public! Gotcha!”
And chalk another one up for the good guys. (“*doink*doink*”)
So it also goes with getting a confession from my pint-sized offenders. Inevitably, the truth will come out and the suspect dealt with accordingly. Of course, the problem is that logic is often lost on the young and they continue to proclaim their innocence. To illustrate this, let’s go back to Saturday morning at the Escalera household.
We’ve just finished breakfast and the kiddos are playing hither, thither, and yon. As is her wont (can you tell I’m getting in my quota of old English verbiage today?), Natalie wanders into the kitchen area to see what I’m doing. I turn toward her just in time to see Jeremiah run full throttle into her, pushing her down. Not sure what the motive was, but he certainly had intent!
Immediately he knew he’d been caught red handed, but this didn’t stop him from denying all involvement.
Detective (me): “Jeremiah, go to the bathroom. You were unkind.
Suspect: “I didn’t push Natalie!! I didn’t push Natalie!!”
Detective: “Jeremiah, I didn’t say anything about pushing. How do you know that’s why you are in trouble?”
Suspect: “Oops.” (This is what I would have thought he’d say, at least. But as stated earlier, logic is lost on the young and he continued to proclaim his innocence.)
Sometimes, it’s really hard not to laugh at your children’s disobedience. Which is probably why they have those special mirrored windows in the interrogation rooms.